Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.
What the fuck.
what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.
wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014
let’s make this happen
That was the first thing I thought about when I saw this. It’s like sh watched every Disney film in preperation of tonight.
God damn it Misha
If you aren’t following @StatsBritain you aren’t doing Twitter right.
I just made the most inhuman noise
WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’oh my god
me as a ghost
is this season one of american horror story
whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed
Seth Myers wrote that line, that’s why he’s smiling.